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Calvin Olsen's avatar

Bravo!

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Tom Pendergast's avatar

This was awesome! Best New Years post yet.

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J.E. Petersen's avatar

Whoah, I'll take it!

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Wil Dalton's avatar

“and enjoyed a big bowl of frosted flakes (manna, basically” - lol

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Teague de La Plaine's avatar

Very fun read. And true. 😊

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Teague de La Plaine's avatar

Also, one tiny typo: “...if your eight years old.” Should be “you’re.”

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J.E. Petersen's avatar

Thank you! Fixed.

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Joyce Wycoff's avatar

Thanks for sharing ... this was just the best. Bible as a long game of telephone was priceless.

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J.E. Petersen's avatar

Haha thank you!

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PG's avatar

This is canon.

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Medha Murtagh's avatar

One of my favourite NY posts. Cleverly creative. Nice work!

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Meg Oolders's avatar

Thank you. Just thank you. 🙂

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J.E. Petersen's avatar

You're only welcome.

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Sean Worsley's avatar

Haha, SO MANY great lines in this - definitely a fun way to start the year!

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J.E. Petersen's avatar

I agree!

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