I haven’t used toothpaste in two years

[Muira,]

J. E. Petersen--sexiest man alive confimed

[J.E. Petersen]

I mean who else?

[Sean Worsley]

Love the idea of us putting you in a competition with highschoolers and under to see who has the longest record

[J.E. Petersen]

Note that I am still very much into brushing my teeth.